More Jokes !!

Relaxing

Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and askedhim, 'Are you relaxing?'Uduravana answered, 'No, I am Udurawana'Another guy came and asked him the same question.Uduravana answered, 'No! No! Me Udurawana!' A third one came and asked him the same question again.Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'The other man was a lot more educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.'Uduravana slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!'
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Heaven

Udurawana died and went to heaven.When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules are in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain Âadmittance each soul must answer two simple questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T'.2. How many seconds are there in a year? Udurawana thought for a few minutes and answered.1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today and Tomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said,'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?'Uduravana replied,'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...'Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.

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The Wash Basin

Udurawana goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead... The manager comes running and asks him,'Sir, what are you doing?'Udurawana replies, ' Read this board here, it says ' Wash Basin '.

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English Exam

Udurawana finished his English exam and came out.His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied'Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!'

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