Jokes !!

Answer the following

questions in brief

Udurawana is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for
five minutes,and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws
them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it away as
well, followed by his pant, socks and watch.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

' I am only following the instructions here,' he says, ' it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief '.

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Essay

The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on
a
cricket match. All were busy writing except Udurawana
He has written. 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! '

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The Postman


The Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this parcel

Udurawana : Why did you come so far ? Instead you could have posted it.

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Coffee Shop

Udurawana and his wife went to a coffee shop .

Udurawana said ' Hurry Up Drink quickly.....!!!'.

His Wife asked why...???
Udurawana said
Hot Coffee Rs. 5 and, Cold Coffee Rs 10'

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Letter to his Son

Udurawana was writing something very slowly.
A Friend came and askes:
' Why are you writing so slowly? '

Udurawana replies
' I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast.

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